All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
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My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
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Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
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