Buhtt sex?
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
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no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
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Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
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