Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
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I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
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Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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