hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Did I show you my penis last night?
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He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
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I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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