Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
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Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
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At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
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