I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
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Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
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Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
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