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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
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He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
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My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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