dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
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I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
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just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
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I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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