Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
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I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
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Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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