The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
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No you dumbass thats not right
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
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i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
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She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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