Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
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Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
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You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
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