We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
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She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
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Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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