I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
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I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
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Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
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