if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
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Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
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Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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