North Korea, Best Korea!
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
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I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
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Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize