I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
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im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
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Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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