marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
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You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
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You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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