If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
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Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
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We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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