Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
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"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
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Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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