she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
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Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
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Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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