i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
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He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
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All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
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