Dude! wtf happend last nite? I woke up with 2 black eyes and a head ache
You stepped off the curb and face planted the road...twice
Why didnt you hold me up....and why a second time?
I helped you up but figured it was wayy funnier to watch you fall again then lose my buzz....
I looked at my own cervix.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
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mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
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if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
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