so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
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Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
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It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize