You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
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There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
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get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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