i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
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Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
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The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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