That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
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foreskin is a definite game changer
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
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I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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