I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
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she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
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yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Who died my cat blue again?
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
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