I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
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im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
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Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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