It's like a parade of train wrecks.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
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Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
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So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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