You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
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me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
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Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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