Apparently you make a good broom.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
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The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
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How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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