yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
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She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
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note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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