I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
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But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
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Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
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