I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
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I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
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Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
The power of my boobs compel you
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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