I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
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You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
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I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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