You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
two words...techno handjob
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I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
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i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
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