Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
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I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
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It's no shave November. This is our time.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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