FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
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in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
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i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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