I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
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I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
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Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
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