the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
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Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
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He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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