nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
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Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
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Technically my penis started a fight tonight
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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