I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
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sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
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He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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