we have officially lost it.
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
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Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
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Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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