i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
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i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
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Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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