dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
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My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
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I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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