We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
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will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
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I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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