yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
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i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
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Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
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