Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
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we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
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A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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