You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
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He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
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I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
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