The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
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